my beef with Elmo

So we all know who elmo is, most kids love him. My son loves him more than me. My mother should own stock in him since she thinks every thing elmo Nathan should have. My father thinks hes creepy, specially when the toys they have of him go off at night. Elmo is always watching you. My husband thinks its cute how much Nathan loves him and I just want him to stfu. Seriously does it get any more annoying then elmo's third person conversations? I hate when elmo is introducing someone and says, and elmo's elmo. Like thank you, we had no idea that the furry red puppet in front of the tv was you, your only the main character on the show, on every toy shelf in America, and in 5 billion books and movies. I also hate when elmo says, Elmo wants to learn more how can we learn more!? Its called the internet. Wikipedia. its got great info on the ocean or weather, or noses, whatever the heck your thinking about today! Elmo is also a big baby, okay so hes like 3 or something and I guess thats how 3 year olds act but he gets so mad when someone else is answering all the questions, or he has to wait his turn. I know sesame street is a great learning program, but what I dont understand is why they let him be such a selfish jerk. Hes always telling Zoe that her rock is not a pet (rocco), like dude your fish does not imagine you scuba diving while singing either. Let it go. So maybe I am being a little harsh on the little guy, I guess I need to realize that its Elmo's world and we are just living in it. Man, I should sell tshirts. I know my mom would buy them.

his super hero costume.